theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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