An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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test

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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