How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

NEVER

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

WHO WANTS SOW????

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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