- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

I regret everything.....

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

kaite is dumb that is true

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