Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

women's rights.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

I've got a dig bick

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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