- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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