Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Grace Ackerson

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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