im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Your mam is so fat.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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