- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

im not food

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Why did the

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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