- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

I just found out i have cancer.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

I hate blackniggers

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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