What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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An Artic Storm.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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