Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Yock

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Hail Heetluh

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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