- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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