Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

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