What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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your social life.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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My mum is called Steve

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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