Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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were you expecting a joke

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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A black man comes home from work.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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