- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

a horse walks into a blender ow

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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