Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Your mother is average.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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