Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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im a dragon, no im not

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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