- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Female rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

My parents died!

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Feminism.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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