"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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