If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

whats yellow? lots of things.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Your existance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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