whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Women

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Knock knock come in.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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