Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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