What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Top Gear USA

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Women's rights

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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