black people are white when i use night gogles

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Poop

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Jews

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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