- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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