Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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womens rights.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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