A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

im not food

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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