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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Homonyms should be band.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did death say to life? Go die

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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