- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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