- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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