- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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