- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Boner

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

A fish swims up your penis...

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

It's all Taggart

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

say cheese

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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