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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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