What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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