once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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