- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Hail Heetluh

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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