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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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