Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What's 9+10? 19

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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