What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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