What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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