What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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-knock knock! -doors open

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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hello

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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