- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Your mom is so fat...

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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