- Anti Joke

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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