A black man walks Into a bar.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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