- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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