A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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