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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

you first

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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