If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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