How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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womens rights

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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