What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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