What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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