A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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