Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Hi

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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