your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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