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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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