How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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you suck

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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