One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Jerry.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Anti Joke

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