- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Im batman...suck it losers

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Ron Paul for President!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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