What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Christianity

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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ur gay

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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