How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Oh s***

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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