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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

I have a gay camel

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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