- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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