- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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