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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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