A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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