- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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