- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

God wrote this joke.................................

woman..parallel parking

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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