A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Women

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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