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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

VAGINA.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Obamacare

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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