When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Gay's

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Justin's humor

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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