How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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